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Joke of the Day
"Man's March (on Washington) Can be observed every day at 8am. Also known as going to work."
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"Got up at 6:30am today. Did some yoga. Had a protein shake. Ran six miles. Started lying about everything."
"Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff? tequila!"
"My wife told me she accidentally swapped the KY Jelly and the window putty No wonder the windows kept falling out!"
"Knock Knock -Who's there? -The pilot. Let me in"
"What does a fedora guy say on the Singapore border? M'lasia"
"So I was talking to my Australian friend when I asked him what country his Mother was from ""Alaska"" ""Okay well tell me what she says"""
"What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common? Their balls are for decoration only."
"Going on the Obama diet... Putin will eat my lunch everyday..."
"What do you call a Mexican supremacist organization against civil rights? The Que Que Que."