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Joke of the Day

"What does a fedora guy say on the Singapore border? M'lasia"

"I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone And then it dawned on me"

"If you are reading this, you are not Floyd Mayweather."

"Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married? Because they can't elope."

"Why are no murders solved in West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA and no one has any teeth."

"First they came for the people who say ""Awesome sauce,"" and I said nothing, because, frankly, those people deserve it."

"I don't have enough confidence in plumbing to get a drink of water from the faucet while the toilet is flushing."

"I decided to email Ted Kaczynski yesterday Edit : wow, my inbox blew up"

"How did the prostitute get promoted? She slept her way to the top!"

"People with house arrest ankle bracelets get so touchy when you compare them to a dog's invisible fence."