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Joke of the Day

"So I was talking to my Australian friend when I asked him what country his Mother was from ""Alaska"" ""Okay well tell me what she says"""

"What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes."

"Whoever stole my copy of Office 365, I will find you You have my Word."

"So I was all ""I'm not taking any shit from you, bitch"" and she was all ""to speak to a member of our customer service team, press 1""."

"What was Adolf Hitler's campaign slogan? *""Auschwitz the old, in with the Jews!""*"

"What happened when the communists took over the airport? The planes kept Stalin."

"The Outsiders: Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant? He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop."

"Mirror Mirror on the Wall... What is my focal point?"

"What do you call a poor Italian community? a spaghetto."

"What do you call a pig behind a car wheel? A ham brake !"