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Joke of the Day

"So I was talking to my Australian friend when I asked him what country his Mother was from ""Alaska"" ""Okay well tell me what she says"""

"The best way to eat Welsh cheese? Caerphilly."

"What does the pedophile jew say to the child? ""Wanna buy some candy?"""

"Why did Bach have to sell his organ? A: Because he was baroque."

"To protest Donald Sterling's racist comments I'm going to continue to not care about basketball."

"I should marry a storm trooper. They will always miss me."

"In answer to the question ""would you have sex with bill Clinton"" 87 percent of Americans responded No. Not again"

"What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Beer nuts are $1.29 a bag. Deer nuts are just under a buck."

"When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower gets turned on."

"""So, doctor, do I have cancer or not?"" ""Oh Jesus Christ, holy shit, tons of it,"" said the doctor to Martin Shkreli."