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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican supremacist organization against civil rights? The Que Que Que."
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"""Dad why was I called Holly?"" cos u were born at a special time of year ""And me dad?"" yes Summer and u too ""And me too dad?"" yes Easter-Egg"
"Hey, parents. Stop raising children and start raising adults."
"Hey terrorists, wanna cripple America? Hack Twitter and cause all DM's to go public. I'm just kidding, don't do that shit. We'd kill you."
"Three Muslims walk into a bar... They get shot, because Islam forbids the consumption of alcohol."
"My housemate threw milk on me... how dairy."
"What does your mom and a 4-stroke engine have in common? They're both usually busy doing one of the following: sucking, squeezing, banging, blowing."
"A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer."
"Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom."
"How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend? ""Marriage.. you wanna?"""