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Joke of the Day
"Going on the Obama diet... Putin will eat my lunch everyday..."
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"What do you call a group of famous people? Constellation."
"Happy Fourh of July ""Hey England, Happy Fourh of July."" ""Where's the T?"" ""We threw it in the harbor."" Merica."
"Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi."
"I saw a woman crying on a park bench so I sat down and hugged her and whispered ""please stop stealing my spotlight"""
"A rich guy walks by.. When someone asks,""What's that smell?"" The man turns around and says,""I'm sorry, it must be my Elon Musk."""
"What's the highest number in the world? 420"
"What have sex, money and depression in common? You don't talk about them, you have them."
"Why is Anthony Weiner considered a hipster? He had has dick out for Harambe before it was cool."
"*malia passes me a joint* thanks obama"