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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff? tequila!"
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"A reddit mod walks into a bar [removed]"
"I went to the zoo but there was only one animal... it was a Shih Tzu."
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"How do you get Dick from Richard? You ask him nicely."
"Remember don't judge, you never know what another person is going through Unless they're constantly oversharing on Facebook, then go ahead"
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"That awkward moment... ...when the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realise she just lost an earring...and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod."
"For every IT topic.... ... there is a YouTube video with Indian guy explaining it"