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Joke of the Day
"What do Godot and my wife have in common? Both are French."
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"What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end."
"Of course I believe you are God's gift to women. He gave us periods and painful childbirth. Why not you too?"
"If I was a vampire, pretty sure I'd find a way to cover blood in cheese."
"How do you measure the molar mass of guacamole? With Avocado's Constant."
"How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs? There are poodles everywhere!"
"Fact: If you ever blow me a kiss, I'm catching it and sticking it down my pants."
"Ironic... is having a coke machine reject your dollar bill for it being rolled up to many times."
"A sniper looks over a large crowd of people from his hidden perch. Over his earpiece, he is told to fire at will. He carefully spots his target, and shoots. ""Crap, that wasn't Will."""
"Another Calculus Joke! What is a derivative in a derivative? Inflection."