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Joke of the Day
"How do you measure the molar mass of guacamole? With Avocado's Constant."
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"Got a tattoo of my mom telling me not to get a tattoo"
"HER: let's be open about how we really feel. I'll go first I love you. ME: Ok well... I really, really, don't want Naruto to end HER: wtf?"
"What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering? At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win."
"Relationship status: held a door open for a girl, so she used the other one"
"Why do black people talk funny? They don't, it's a miff."
"Adolf Hitler wrote a book about his life with Ava Braun. He called it Mein Kunt."
"What do you call an angry cashew? A pissed-achio."
"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
"Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!"