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Joke of the Day
"How do you measure the molar mass of guacamole? With Avocado's Constant."
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"Three crows walk into a bar HL3 confirmed."
"This Christmas, I got a new car for my wife I thought it was a great trade."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam I can't jelly my dick down your throat"
"Someone just honked to get me to get out of my parking spot faster so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead"
"I hate babies when they are crying. I hate people who love babies & think babies are cute. I hate grown up babies who make more babies."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The ""p"" is silent."
"I met my ex-wife at the gym. We didn't workout."
"My wife.... ""Thanks to my wife I am now a millionaire!"" ""Wow that's great!"" ""I was a billionaire..."""
"Pedophiles aren't all bad... The always drive the speed limit in school zones."