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Joke of the Day
"What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end."
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"My friend said ""Women directors have never had major success with a live action film"" So I said, ""Nonsense! Just look at the Matrix trilogy."""
"What kind of pizzas can tell the future? Medium Pizzas"
"Women are like snowflakes... They can't drive."
"How does software eat it's food? By taking large bytes!"
"Manslaughter. The sound of a man laughing?"
"Rape is not a laughing matter. Unless your raping a clown. (Probably been posted here a 1000 times but it still cracks me up)"
"[commercial] ""I'm tired of fruits that taste good."" Narrator: GRAPEFRUIT"
"Me: yes, I'll take the free burger Cashier: sir, you have to buy one to get one Me: I only want one though, the free one"
"What does a gay Kraken eat? *Seamen*"