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Joke of the Day
"What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end."
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"What's the difference between my girlfriend and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when I smack it"
"If school isn't the place to sleep, then home isn't the place to study."
"Euchre is a lot like sex... If you have a good hand, you can go it alone."
"Why can't sluts count to seventy? 69 is a mouthful."
"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves. http://imgur.com/gallery/8u6m2Nv"
"I have a nice body. It's out in the trunk."
"I just discovered the opposite of an orgasm. It was such an anti climax."
"What idiot invented fire blankets? You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames."
"Why did the english student get an F? His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern."