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Joke of the Day

"Of course I believe you are God's gift to women. He gave us periods and painful childbirth. Why not you too?"

"New theory: It's Raining Men and Let The Bodies Hit The Floor are both accounts of the same event but from wildly different perspectives."

"Why do Storm Troopers like churchs? Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself"

"A virgin fingers his girlfriend for the first time The woman with bated breath exclaims ""I thought you were a virgin"" the man replies "" I am but i also play the guitar"""

"I like my eggs ovariesy"

"Everyone saying ""Poor Steve Nash, he got hurt again"". POOR? That boy making $9,701,000 this year. If he poor, then I'm skinny."

"Off to work... A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, You should've been here at 8.30!' He replies. Why? What happened at 8.30?'"

"You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!"

"Boss: This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means? Me: That it's only Wednesday"

"Stuffs more popcorn in my face* Why don't bad guys in movies just paint the red wire green?"