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Joke of the Day

"Another Calculus Joke! What is a derivative in a derivative? Inflection."

"Apparently the maximum number of times you can keep getting back in line for Communion wafers is 4."

"I was out when I saw a bIack man running with a TV. ""That looks like mine"" I thought, so I went home and checked but no, mine was still there, polishing my shoes."

"it's ridiculous to estimate the size of a man's weiner by looking at his hands or feet. just ask him to show you. if it's small, he won't."

"Why did the chicken cross the road?... It chickened out. (Sorry if repost) (Also, first post so be nice :) )"

"What do you do when your giant is hurt ? You call 9-wun-wun"

"My Grandpa used to tell me ""Eat Every Bean and Pea on your Plate""!"

"Little boy has diarrhea and tells his mom he needs viagra Mom replies "" What the hell for?"" Boy replies ""Isn't that what you give dad when his shit doesn't get hard?"""

"Paris joke (fair warning) Looks like America isn't the only ones who like their french fried. #fuckcommies #fuckterrorism #gofrance #goamerica #laughtoeasethepain"

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