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Joke of the Day

"Not sure if it's still too soon after the shooting, but.... Do you think JFK ever said ""I need another parade like I need another hole in the head""?"

"What is a priest's favorite candy? Sacramentos"

"How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !"

"I've got a joke with no punchline.. I'm not joking!"

"What do you do to a scientist after he dies? You Barium."

"I rang up a pizza shop and asked ""do you deliver?"" they repiled ""no we do pizza""."

"Baby metamorphosis I feel like nobody names their baby Craig. One day, around age 35, the baby just becomes Craig. that is all"

"Day 2 of being Kidnapped. Kidnappers have now committed suicide."

"Dad how it feels to have a awesome son? Dad: Ask your grandma."

"*interrupts your heartfelt story* Oh NOW I hear your New York accent!! Say ""dying wish"" again! Ok now say ""coffee""!"