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Joke of the Day
"I've got a joke with no punchline.. I'm not joking!"
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"My dad asked why i have a gun in my house Is said because of the decepticons, i laughed, my dad laughed, the toaster laughed, i shot the toaster, it was a good night."
"Might love you quicker if you bring me more Liquor."
"Anytime a religious organization follows me I just assume I'm being used as a case study/example and they are praying super hard."
"My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her."
"I do this really cute thing, where if I walk by a car that has a stick figure family on their back window, I peel a kid off."
"What does Patrick Stewart say during tantric sex? ""Make it slow."""
"What happens to communists who are late to class? The get marxed tardy."
"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was ,""Bach, Bach, Bach"""
"Did I tell you about my old girl friend with only one leg? Unfortunately we broke up. Turns out she leans both ways."