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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use? Frodough."
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"Fun DIY Project Even YOU Can Do Step 1: Flip over empty wine bottle Step 2: Use base as weapon"
"On a hunch, I tried looking for the murderer at the corpse auction. As soon as the auctioneer started it was a dead giveaway."
"how does jesus make coffee? hebrews it."
"Nice cargo shorts. You may want to dial back that awesome a little. Not really sure how much I can take."
"A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ""Morning!"" he said. The other man replies, ""No, just having a crap."""
"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the prick is on the outside."
"Always be yourself, unless you can be a giraffe. Then, be a giraffe."
"USDA approves shipment of marijuana-fed cows' beef Analytical studies show that the steaks are high"
"I went into a hotel.. I went into a hotel when a luggage boy came and said ""I'm the 'beg'gar"""