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Joke of the Day

"This just in: A white flag factory has burned to the ground in Paris... ... Effectively crippling the French military."

"What's the difference between an Apple and a Prostitute. I don't cum over my apple before I eat it."

"FINALLY in Toronto. Winter Olympics, here I come!"

"Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball."

"How do you make your girlfriend cry while having sex? Phone her"

"Tried to eskimo kiss my girl last night... but she wasn't inuit."

"What do you call it when two cops dance? Pork Grinds"

"What do you give a teenage girl who can't even? A two-torial!"

"I Have a Wind Powered Car I have to blow into an ignition interlock device to start my car."

"What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship? Get on the ship"