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Joke of the Day

"My buddy has been so annoying bragging about how he only sails on a ships maiden voyage... Fuckin shipsters"

"Sure, as a white man I can't say the n word... But I can say things like, ""thanks for the warning officer"" and ""hey dad""."

"Just watching that movie where Julia Roberts has a lot of teeth."

"How did the massage therapist lose all of his customers? He rubbed them all the wrong way"

"Rand Paul's debate strategy has been leaked. He's going to filibuster the GOP debate."

"Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas? He was knotty."

"Ha ji, kuch arz kiya hai | Shayeri joke sms"

"I didn't think it was possible to travel 10 years back in time until I got into an argument with my wife."

"I saw a naked black man in a tree today He was well hung"

"The car you buy should say something about you, and not just ramble on about itself like you're not even there."