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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you take the ""T"" out of ""stay and the ""F"" out of ""way""?"
Next Joke
"Officer: You drinking? Me: You buying? Oh how we laughed and laughed.... PS: I need bail money."
"So I went to a wedding And everyone was very emotional. Even the wedding cake was in tiers."
"I wanted to crack a joke on cooking utensils... ...but it didn't pan out."
"At the club, a 6'1"" girl was crying in my lap. I just kept petting her hair, pretending she was a sad giraffe. Win-win."
"Plastic bags biodegrade quicker than my mum getting to the point on the phone."
"I was makin out with a cute girl but it got ruined when she ran her hand up my leg and squeezed all the spaghetti out of my pocket"
"Have you read the book about the guy who can only ejaculate a virus? It's a classic coming-a-phage story."
"Two people are walking down the street...... One is a musician. The other doesnt have any money either."
"Was watching a fetish video and it cut to the guy at the last second I think I got off on the wrong foot."