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Joke of the Day
"So I went to a wedding And everyone was very emotional. Even the wedding cake was in tiers."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the overweight terrorist? His dying words were ""Allahu snack bar!"""
"If you were an Apple product You'd be an iSore."
"What letter has to wait in line the longest? Q"
"Twitter is the world's largest voluntary police lineup."
"Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol."
"A man put a sail on his bike... He was gone with the Schwinn."
"""Oh my god!"" responded the mother as she heard the news. ""Will my son be an alkyne forever?"" ""It's even worse,"" the doctor said, ""he's terminal."""
"I cant believe Whoopi Goldberg hasn't legally changed her last name to ""Cushion."" I mean, why even be a celebrity??"
"Lif's too short"