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Joke of the Day

"EU wants to congratulate US for their free healthcare.. .. because you did vote for Bernie didn't you?"

"What's the difference between America and yogurt? One has culture."

"My wife said if I took one more picture of her she'd leave me. That's when I snapped."

"The only way I'm listening to a voicemail is if I think the pizza guy is lost"

"I'm not really a social drinker. I'd say most of my drinking is work related."

"2 dudes Came here to tell a gay joke, Butt fuck it."

"I want to buy a Tesla Coil. Shocking, I know... But I feel really energetic around them."

"How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb? Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb."

"In America, people rob banks ... In Soviet Russia, Banks rob you ! :)"

"I've just found that my Wii remote doesn't work if you take it out of the sync region. Much like my wife."