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Joke of the Day
"Facebook should invent a relationship status that says ""Only when I'm drunk."""
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"Did you hear about the woodworker who died when he fell into a vat of varnish? It was a terrible end, but a beautiful finish."
"I tried explaining to someone why smoking weed is bad for you. To be blunt, I don't think they were paying much attention."
"The most successful marriages and the very worst marriages end exactly the same way... ...with one partner watching the other one die."
"*family meeting at Noah's house* who wants us to do what by when?"
"I was in a band.. called ""Missing Cat"". You might have seen our posters."
"What do you call a witch who only eats sand? Malnourished."
"BLACK AND BROWN Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A Doberman pinscher."
"A Jewish kid asks his father for 20 dollars.... The father says ""10 dollars! What do you need 5 dollars for?"""
"Whenever it rains my girlfriend just stands at the window looking sad. Maybe I should let her in."