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Joke of the Day

"The most successful marriages and the very worst marriages end exactly the same way... ...with one partner watching the other one die."

"When Chris Angle levitated in front of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris just laughed and flew away."

"Now that I'm playing Pokemon Go I don't need a girlfriend anymore... The servers go down on me all the time."

"JOHN AND MARY'S SEX DISCOVERY"

"Have you heard about those guys at ISIS? They're on fire!"

"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small."

"Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees? more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!"

"My mind is made up... I'm Frankenstein."

"I feel melancoll, meloncholl, melancholl, meloncholy, you know what, I'm good."

"I hate being bipolar... It's awesome!"