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Joke of the Day

"Did you see the newspaper report about the midget psychiatrist wanted by the police.... The headline said ""Small medium at large""... I'll see myself out!"

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"What is the best part of living in Flint You get free Orange Juice"
"I said ""My, what big eyes you have!"" Followed by ""My, what big hands you have!"" And then ""My what big teeth you have!"" My charity gig for children with disabilities did not start out well."
"What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? Shear madness."
"How to pass a very difficult exam? Change your name to time, time always passes no matter what"
"Raheem is a Pakistani orphan boy who has to walk 5 miles to reach his school.. but with your help of a few pennies a month..we can buy a whip and make the lazy bastard run."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off"
"On a scale of 1 to 100, how mature do you think you are? 69"
"How do you fit an elephant in a teacup? You take the f out of way. ~~say it out loud if you don't get it~~"
"What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship? Imsosaurus!"