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Joke of the Day
"I was in a band.. called ""Missing Cat"". You might have seen our posters."
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"What do you call getting high and having sex? A kush and push."
"nsfw: For the first time in a nominee debate, we know who has the largest penis."
"How do you know if an Asian is depressed? All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces."
"Sometimes I think I should introduce myself to my neighbors just so they don't describe me to the police as ""Quiet and keeps to herself."""
"I'm writing a book about how people can free themselves from taking pictures of themselves. It's a selfie-help book."
"Opening a Christian gym called 'Jehovah's Fitness"
"A woman just asked me what 'mansplaining' is. I think it's a trap. We've been staring at each other in silence for nearly an hour now."
"The school wants to test my kid for gifted but the program doesn't have ""my kid is gifted"" bumper stickers, so, like, what's the point?"
"Virgin Airlines is opening a bank called Virgin Money. It's for people who've never been screwed by a bank before."