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Joke of the Day
"I was in a band.. called ""Missing Cat"". You might have seen our posters."
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"""I bet you can't name two different structures that hold water!"" Well, dam..."
"A plateau is the highest form of flattery. That's it..."
"I wish I could be like my cable company's customer service line and make people press 37 different numbers before they can talk to me."
"What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world? Send."
"1. Go to police station 2. Say a gang mugged you 3. Describe your own relatives to police sketch artist 4. Claim free family portrait"
"Ugh I hate when I go to shoot someone with a gun and then realize I accidentally packed my hot glue gun and end up scrapbooking for hoourrrs"
"I was going to join the debating team... ...but someone talked me out of it."
"My friend's parents recently got a dog called ""Bradford"" Because he's mostly brown and black, with a little patch of white."
"Whats the most deserted place on fathers day? The visitation ward."