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Joke of the Day

"*family meeting at Noah's house* who wants us to do what by when?"

"Eating a solid brick of Ramen is probably the easiest way to remember I need to pay the water bill."

"Sean Connery was an excellent carpenter. he even wrote a book... ""Shelf help."""

"How does Mike Tyson say hatred? Hate Thread!"

"From John bishops only joking Did you hear about the local blender company? They went into liquidation"

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know the exact number, but many Hans make light work."

"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. She holds it still and waits for the world to revolve around her."

"French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes and has a tiny mustache."

"A nutritionist wants us to examine a sandwich. So lettuce..."

"With all of this negativity in the media At least Charlie Sheen is staying positive."