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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish kid asks his father for 20 dollars.... The father says ""10 dollars! What do you need 5 dollars for?"""

"What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? Warren !"

"Donald Trump ...Title says all."

"As Caesar dies on the Senate floor, 'With or Without You' starts to play. ""U2, Brutus?"" He sighs, coughing wearily as the world fades away."

"Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes? Because you only get out what you pudding."

"What do you call a proton with big hair? A 'froton."

"What's the reason my shower isn't working? You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure."

"I'm starting to hate the U.S. government The NSA appears to be the only department which listens"

"Birds A duck walks into a restaurant. After eating a whole meal, he says to the waiter ""Just put is on my bill"""

"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish But Hitler made 6,000,000 jews toast EDIT: Holy shit guys, 2700?!"