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Joke of the Day
"I once told a joke so corny... That it was sold at the farmers' market"
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"TIL How to Time Travel And man do I miss Reddit."
"What is the speed of sex? 68... because at 69 you have to turn around"
"A secretary asks a favour of her boss. She asks ""can I borrow your Dictaphone?"" ""CERTAINLY NOT!"" he replies indignantly... ""You can use your mobile like everyone else!"""
"Before arbys gets sucked into the sun with the rest of the earth and everything you've ever known or loved, please come eat some of our crap"
"Lighten up your drive-thru experience by saying ""I just need two buns"" into the speaker then pulling up with a live cow in your backseat."
"Did you know 60% of all Asian men have Cataracks? The other 40% drive Mitsubishis."
"*wakes up drenched in sweat* WAS BINGO THE FARMER OR THE DOG?"
"My love life."
"What's similar between a black man and a bicycle? They both stop working when the chain comes off."