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Joke of the Day
"*wakes up drenched in sweat* WAS BINGO THE FARMER OR THE DOG?"
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"Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block? He had a fear of eights"
"Why are there commentators for televised sports? We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv?"
"How was the red sea made? Over a very long period"
"People are asking if capes are welcome at #ScienceMarch - yes - but please think of the aerodynamics if it happens to be windy!"
"I feel melancoll, meloncholl, melancholl, meloncholy, you know what, I'm good."
"Science is tricky. Keeps you on your toes. Mineralogy? Study of minerals. Oceanology? Study of oceans. Meteorology? NOT ABOUT METEORS."
"Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious."
"My coworker left my office an hour ago, but the smell of his cologne remains, like some kind of douchbag ghost."
"A VIEW DO ASIAN PEOPLE VIEW THE WORLD IN LETTERBOX EDITION?"