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Joke of the Day
"What's similar between a black man and a bicycle? They both stop working when the chain comes off."
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"[prehistoric times] MUM: When you get married, your husband will be the hunter DAUGHTER: So I gather"
"The Most Dangerous Place on the Planet! Those BASTARDS!!! It's a [death trap](http://www.savagemill.com/wp-content/uploads/StoreFront_HandsOfTime.jpg)..."
"How do you make a dog smile? Suck its dick."
"What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps? A homeboyeur."
"Is it physically possible to be sad in rollerskates? Cause I think my cat's just being dramatic."
"""Metric system? You mean the easy measurement system based upon multiples of 10, that every other country uses? Na. We're good."" - America"
"I get the same thing for my birthday every year - a pair of socks and a piece of tail... And they're both two sizes too big."
"Virgin mary enters into heaven as soon as she gets in she notices a hot dog stand. She blushes and giggling says ""the holy spirit!"""
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half-way. Wokka wokka!"