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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a jugaloo sleeps with his girlfriend after a fight? Make up sex."
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"I think airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide on your birthday."
"Did you hear about the pirate who used to walk the plank every night? Well, he couldn't afford a dog."
"Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? It lifts their spirits."
"Wife: I think we need a break. *Titanic crashes into iceberg* Husband: THAT WHAT YOU WANTED? Wife: Yes."
"What the difference between a pancake? It tastes better with jam."
"Feminists won't get this... Anywhere"
"What is the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist? A catholic will say ""hello"" to you in the liquor store."
"Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible Is that true? Where can it be found? Yes. Matthew 14:92: ""And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt """
"I have my hesitations about Paradise City if the first thing you brag about is the color of the grass."