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Joke of the Day

"TIL How to Time Travel And man do I miss Reddit."

"I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to F off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!"

"Why was General Yoda afraid of April? Because March, April May."

"What's a fat kids favourite instrument? The dinner bell"

"Have you ever tried sky diving without a parachute? It's a once in a lifetime experience"

"Trash can and chileans(Geopolitic humour) what is the difference between a trash can and a Chilean? The word"

"What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise? Calf Raises."

"I'm not saying she's a sl*t but whenever she eats a banana in public, she puts one hand behind her head."

"My dog jumps so much, I think she might have a disease Seems like leaprosy"

"I love the people in parking lots with ""free kittens"" signs because I too feel that kittens shouldn't be oppressed."