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Joke of the Day
"I exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors. Jehovah's fitness."
Next Joke
"I'm going camping this weekend with a bunch of models. It's going to be pretty in tents."
"What's the best way to milk a sheep? Ask Apple."
"What starts with P and ends with orn? ;) Popcorn."
"there should be 1 line at every store for people who have their shit together"
"man walks into lawyer's office. ""How much for a consultation?"" ""Three questions for $150 bucks."" ""Kinda steep, isn't it?"" ""Yeah, now what's your last question."""
"How do you put a condom on a elephant? You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh."
"I like to flush the toilet a few times when I'm on the phone with someone who calls me so they know not to do that again"
"*Turns up ""Eye of the Tiger""* *air boxes* *jumps imaginary rope* *takes awesome nap* *crowned World Nap Champion third day in a row*"
"How often do women become completely unreasonable? Periodically."