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Joke of the Day
"I'm going camping this weekend with a bunch of models. It's going to be pretty in tents."
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"""Two roads diverged in a wood, and I? I took a nap until I finally heard a car coming."""
"you can tell the new mad max movie takes place in a lawless post apocalyptic hellscape because not one person used their blinker"
"I was disappointed to find out my countertops were linoleum. I guess i took them for granite"
"When it's raining cats and dogs... Be careful not to step in the poodles!"
"Why is the Angel of Death so socially awkward? Because he sucks at life."
"what's the square root of 69? ate something."
"You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there's no real difference between me and George Clooney."
"Today I was asked by a Red Cross member if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan I said I would, but I don't have a hose that reaches that far"
"I play Jenga on our first date So she knows my pull out game is strong"