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Joke of the Day

"*Turns up ""Eye of the Tiger""* *air boxes* *jumps imaginary rope* *takes awesome nap* *crowned World Nap Champion third day in a row*"

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"So a jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?"""
"Just so u know guys I literally covered my roommates bed in 324 pieces of cornbread 2 make it a ""cornbed"" so ur fakes puns mean nothing 2 me"
"What type of pants does Mario wear? denimdenimdenim...denimdenimdenim..."
"What's the definition of a surprise? A fart with a lump in it"
"welcome to Olive Garden! when you're here, you're family. sit up straight. have you gained weight? why can't you be more like your sister"
"Weather Channel I taped a Weather Channel logo on our living room window. It's like having an extra TV."
"How do you get to the top of a weather beacon? Climate"
"A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working."
"When she says she is ""new to NetFlix and Chill"". ~ and her bed has surround sound..."