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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to milk a sheep? Ask Apple."
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"Anytime I see a person wrapped in a Snuggie, I think, that's a person I could easily set on fire."
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"A priest, a horse and a leprechaun walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"An illegal alien, a communist, and a Muslim walk into a bar The bartender says, ""Hello, Mr. President!"""
"What do you call an African Bukkake? Chocolate frosting"
"A skeleton walks into a bar... ...and orders a beer and a mop."
"How do you measure a milf? themommeter"
"Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work."
"Did you here the joke about the dead guy? Nevermind, it's time has passed."