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Joke of the Day

"How do you put a condom on a elephant? You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh."

"Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does."

"Facebook really needs a ""pee on someone's wall"" option."

"What is the hardest part in coming out of the closet? Telling your parents you are gay."

"What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once? A trifle!"

"I want a matronly African American to say, ""Child, please"" when I'm being silly."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic bank robber? He ran into the bank and shouted, ""Air in the hands motherstickers, this is a fuck up!!!"""

"I have a lot of guilt from things I've done in the past so I'm grateful Twitter allows me to focus my pent up anger on strangers."

"Who is tall dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !"

"If you're a vegan who ran a marathon & you got your dogs from the shelter.... How do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first?"