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Joke of the Day
"What starts with P and ends with orn? ;) Popcorn."
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"Day 16,607: Still not stuck on a deserted island, and beginning to lose hope"
"I'm trying to stop... I'm trying to stop masturbating. It's really hard."
"""No. No birthdays, Christmas or modern medicine.. But you sure do make great friends going door-to-door"" *Door slams - Jehova's Witnesses"
"I'm at the doctor's office & they don't know why I have this rash on my balls. Guess I'll wait for the Dr, these other patients are clueless."
"If your wife is shouting Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in."
"My father said his Computer crashed... I asked him, what he did. ""I googled 'Malaysian Airlines'"", he replied."
"Why should you never make fun of fat people who have lisps? They're thick and tired of it"
"What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant? BAO BAO BAO BAO"
"Did you recover from your operation? Not yet. The doctor says I still have two more payments."