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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well I saw this light at the window...!"

"What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A milkshake!"

"Nothing beats a beautiful woman. Except Chris Brown"

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words."

"I bet you I could stop gambling."

"Teens are like the Magic 8ball of humans, they think they have all the answers & you want to shake them because what they said was stupid."

"Have I told you lately... ...is the least romantic line a toll-collector ever said to his girlfriend."

"twitter getting rid of the 140-character limit is a bad idea. the ability to say what you need to say in as few words as possible is (1/533)"

"How do they package bread at the bakery? They baguette."

"Did you hear about the guy who accidentally washed his wallet? He was arrested for money laundering"