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Joke of the Day
"Have uou ever played the Michael Brown drinking game? You just stand there and take 8 shots"
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"A wizard is driving down a road and he turns in to a driveway."
"What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ? A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!"
"What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks? The closing of the Borders."
"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue."
"Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin? Alec Baldwin"
"[Doctor's Office] Sir, it appears you have takes-everything-literally disease. ""Is it bad, doc?"" Yes, but bear in mind- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"A drug addict and a nun So a drug addict walks up to a nun and sees that her clothes are ripped. He looks at her and says, ""Sister, you have a bad habit."""
"What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it."
"What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender? TRANSportation"