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Joke of the Day
"Me I'm a joke"
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"I installed skylights in my home, ...the people that lived above me were furious."
"Dad, what's a Freudian slip? Well son, it's when you say one thing and mean your Mother...I mean another."
"Did you read that story on r/news? [removed]"
"Gay jokes aren't funny... ...cum on guys"
"Zeroing a scale is a tare-able decision . . . I'm sorry"
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, was the dwarfs' mother high when she named them all?"
"""Grandpa, grandpa! Tell us again about the time you whittled a 189 character idea down to a perfect 140 character tweet!"""
"The grim reaper attends a funeral early in the day... as he gets there, he says, ""Good mourning, everyone"" Ill see myself out.."
"Asked my friend who works at the tampon store if he could get me a discount He said he'd pull some strings."