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Joke of the Day

"A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand... A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says ""make me one with everything""."

"Your mama is so: need some material.."

"Feminist I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better. That shows a lack of ambition to me. Which is why men are better."

"Japan got Imperialist Cancer... But thank God it was an easy cure, all it took was two sessions of radiotherapy."

"ROOMMATE: Big date later? ME: [combs hair] Yes R: Where? M: [fixes tie] The woods R: Is it with a bear again? M: [dabs honey behind ears] No"

"What do you get if a convict goes camping? Criminal Intent."

"Date me? You can't afford the maintenance to keep me. Vodka, high heels, steak, shiny clothes, tonic, Victoria's Secret, and bail money."

"What is a bed's least favourite time of year? Spring break."

"How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?"

"A mathematician walks into a pizza bar and orders one pi He receives two"