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Joke of the Day

"What do motor scooters and fat women have in common? They're fun to ride until your friends find out."

"How do you get a fat girl in bed? Piece of cake"

"What did the nun say to the priest? Shut up"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ? I Bruce easily don't hit me !"

"Running away doesn't help you with your problems Unless you're fat. Then yeah, run."

"Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases? Because they Pac-12 of everything"

"I RELATE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP BECAUSE OF THE ROMANCE AND NOT BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO EAT SPAGHETTI WITH A DOG MOUTH"

"What was Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets."

"Being dark skinned is a CHOICE. In just a few years, through prayer, celebrity Beyonce is almost completely white. You can change too."

"Sometimes I like to leave seafood restaurants clutching my stomach and whisper ""Don't order the fish,"" to people waiting for tables."