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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a fat girl in bed? Piece of cake"
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"I was so close to a threesome last night Only fell 2 people short"
"*smacks you with my coloring book* Wow. These coloring books really do work to relieve stress."
"I'm glad we evolved from apes. If we evolved from chameleons, we'd constantly be walking into each other."
"Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball? They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)"
"Fellas, imagine having your balls roughly kneaded for two days straight. Congratulations you just experienced menstrual cramps."
"What kind of couch do gay people buy? Homo-Sectionals"
"Why does Popeye have such huge forearms? Olive Oil is a virgin"
"You think YOUR economy is bad? Around here the hookers are giving free blowjobs just to get something hot on their bellys!"
"If you have my phone number but insist on posting some personal tidbit on my FB wall, I'll beat the crap out of you."