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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a fat girl in bed? Piece of cake"
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"What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? a drummer ..."
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"Orange is the new... most used word on /r/Jokes"
"Q: Why did the man put cheese on his computer? A: He wanted to feed the mouse."
"I used to think I had an ass that prison inmates would die for, now, I don't know."
"What do you get when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!"
"How can you tell that truckers like nuts? They always have pecans! (Read aloud)"
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