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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ? I Bruce easily don't hit me !"
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"What do you call dirty white underwear? Stained glass."
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"Queen Elizabeth is celebrating 60 years on the throne. I assume it was something she ate."
"You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?"
"What do you call potato friends? Spuddies"
"Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the surveillence cameras"
"I had a horrible night last night My blow up doll ran off with my air mattress"
"I used to do this impression where I was a blind anaesthetist; stopped 'cause the audience wasn't feelin' it and I couldn't see the point."
"I invented a new word! React!"