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Joke of the Day

"Being dark skinned is a CHOICE. In just a few years, through prayer, celebrity Beyonce is almost completely white. You can change too."

"If you look up my hair color history at the salon, you'll think I'm a unicorn."

"How much power does a hearse have? 1 corpsepower"

"Don't even talk to me unless you're an actual cup of coffee. In which case I'd listen to your story as I slowly sip the life from you."

"Who took my username? When I find you, well, you'll be sorry!"

"My wife and i got along so much better... When we were just brother and sister"

"Did you hear about the guy who accidentally washed his wallet? He was arrested for money laundering"

"Boyfriend is talking about taking me on a camping trip. Like, a real one where we'll sleep in a tent and pee outside. Is he mad at me?"

"What do you call it when a deer knows karate? Tae-fawn-doe"

"Engineers What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets."