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Joke of the Day

"Being dark skinned is a CHOICE. In just a few years, through prayer, celebrity Beyonce is almost completely white. You can change too."

"What does spinach and buttsex have in common ? No matter how it's done, kids don't like it"

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck."

"The entire city of Detroit burned down last night. Estimated damage is $6."

"When I go out to eat I wear a shirt w/ a picture of me shirtless on it, because I hate rules but I like service."

"After weeks of speculation that the new pope would be black... ...alter boys at the Vatican are letting out a collective sigh of relief"

"What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen? Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen."

"Be nice to people on your way up so they won't get suspicious when you're rich and you invite them to your island to hunt them for sport"

"Knock knock. - Who is there? A person that likes to tell anti jokes."

"Just spilled beer on my crotch, so to save myself from the embarrassment, I pissed my pants. Can't have people thinking I'm a sloppy drinker"