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Joke of the Day

"What did the nun say to the priest? Shut up"

"I can't help but feel that if Mario hadn't been taking so many mushrooms he would have found the right castle rather quickly.."

"Opinions are like assholes... sometimes you need a second asshole"

"Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months? A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years."

"Center for Disease Control: overconsumption of beta-carotene linked to dangerous rise in pH of blood In other words, pumpkin spice lattes make you basic."

"There's this greek archipelago called the ""Sporades"". People there work sometimes. By my Economics/Politics teacher"

"My favorite pickup line.... Hey, smell this... does this smell like chloroform?"

"If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? Ans : No time at all it is already built."

"Sign over the urinal in Dad's favorite bar We keep this restroom clean because we aim to please ... so, you aim too, please."

"This 'Planking' craze has really taken off... The old man who lives next door to me has been lying face-down in his back yard for three days now."