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Joke of the Day
"Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea? He was Seoul searching."
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"The fact that people use the wrong ""your,"" ""there,"" ""it's"" and ""its"" yet spell ""Bieber"" correctly just kills me."
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile."""
"""LOYO!"" -Yoda"
"What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror."
"Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon? Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)"
"Last night, Gotye won Record of the Year. Parents were like, ""Who's Gotye?"" while their kids were like, ""What's a record?"
"What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read? Anything you want!"
"What do you call a scary bee? A boo bee."
"Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house? It swept with his girlfriend :P"