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Joke of the Day
"What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror."
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"No matter how you behave with people around you. They will love you according to their NEED and MOOD"
"So Godzilla walks into a bar... The entire building is destroyed. 23 people are missing and presumed dead."
"""I hate you but I'm not in hate with you."" - Murderer delicately explaining why he left a victim with only a light stabbing"
"[Sees girl watching Star Wars] ""Oh I love that movie, the way"" *starts to sweat* ""All those stars are at war with each other"""
"What's al Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets."
"Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited, but not as much as the other people in the lift."
"I can't wait for Alien vs. Predator vs. Liam Neeson."
"what kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits."
"Whats worse than ants in your pants? Your uncle."