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Joke of the Day

"The fact that people use the wrong ""your,"" ""there,"" ""it's"" and ""its"" yet spell ""Bieber"" correctly just kills me."

"Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth? Because it was accidental."

"Why are the cops shooting so many black men? There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one."

"Insensitive Building a treehouse seems insensitive. It's like killing something and having his friend hold it."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."

"I walked to the bus stop. This morning I walked to the bus stop and I saw a man there, drinking out of a paper bag. So I said, ""Morning!"" to be friendly And he said, ""Nah I'm just an alcoholic."""

"I'm learning about imaginary numbers... I can finally plot my sex life."

"What comes in little cans? Red Bull and Priests."

"Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls? His hardware was Microsoft"

"I told a Catholic girl my penis is named Jesus... ...because it always rises on the third date."