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Joke of the Day

"I've always wanted to have sex while wearing Mandalorian armour... I guess I have a Boba Fettish"

"If Oskar Schindler was your Uber fare... ...you'd be Schindler's Lift"

"What is the difference between a used tire and a year supply of used condoms? The first one is a Goodyear and the other is a great year."

"What does Bob Marley put on his toast? Peanut butter and jammin!"

"With all these regulations and safety hazards about burgers... Rare meat is hard to find."

"Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires."

"Why can't gingers run? Because they have no soles"

"Fun trick to play on your partner: ""Don't you remember what day this is?"""

"Me and my wife were happy for 20 years... ...then we met each other"

"I used a vaccum cleaner inside of an elevator It sucked on so many levels..."