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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read? Anything you want!"
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"I told a wild dog to go away... It dingo anywhere."
"BREAKING NEWS: Just in from a correspondent in the Middle East. ISIS to buy all Samsung Galaxy Note 7. #note7"
"I've been drinking and trying to think of a great tweet for a few hours now and here it is: FARTS"
"Some souls are consumed with what grows in the garden of others and then wonder, why their own does not flourish."
"90% of being a dad is yelling about doors being left open while the air conditioning is running."
"If you think ""Terminator: Genisys"" is going to be bloody... ... just wait until you see ""Terminator: Leviticys."""
"I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect... ...but they fried me for no raisin."